Workemon: The Most Cynical App In The World
Just when you thought that a game couldn't get better, Quick Turtle Co. brings us an App game we can never unsee. Workemon is a parody idle game that mimics the slogan of "collect them all" in the darkest sense of fun. Caution: dark humor is a must.

Jumping into your new office, you're given one Secretary. She helps you manage the company until you choose your first slave -- I mean, Employee. Workemons are Employees. You pay them at the end of the month...or not, it's really your choice. In order to catch them, you have to kill their spirit by scrutinizing their resume, and then throw contracts at them to sign. To level up, you'll need to earn business experience through the hard work of your Workemons. The higher your level upgrades, the scarier the contracts and your methods of scrutiny becomes.

If you have a conscience, please don't even think of downloading this free App. But if you've been torn apart by a Client, underpaid for overtime by your Boss, or lost money over a Gig, then this is the game for you. Some players have said that it's helped them cope with their conspiracies of the evil corporation that is their daily grind, but you didn't hear that from us. Oh no. You're about to live it in Workemon!